Not long ago, I commented to an old friend how much he had grown up since we first met. Real jobbishing it from 9 to 5, he spoke the truth: "Well Nicola, sooner or later you realize you can't do blow off car trunks at 4 am forever." If I mentioned his name it might imply that I think drugs are cool and they're not, but we definitely had a good chuckle over that one and I think his sitcom timing is perfect.
Like all good fans, I checked out this friend's recycling box as I strolled by it yesterday, just in case there was something valuable to sell on ebay. Truth be told, I saw there were some posters and wanted to see what he had decided was worth pitching. One was a map (which you obviously don't need when you have found your sense of direction in life??) And the other was a pretty funny thing to find in an I'mgrowinguppers' recycling box.
It's definitely a first-year university poster. Just ask my sister! She had it in res at Dal and her floorperson was all "Hey are you a lesbian, you can tell me you know" and she was all "Gag me with a spoon" probably.
Next week's recycling may include the we smoke pot and own a snake house staple number one.
Or the we do lines off vintage French porno mags and pop our collars house staple number duh what did you expect.
On the look at me growing up tip, last week I got a fantastic poster 15 year-old Brooke Shields wearing nothing but wide eyes and Keith Haring painting and I hung it over my bed, above Michael Jordan dunking vs. the Lakers.
In conclusion, let's blow off fifth and hit the mall for a calorie fest and the latest Christian Slater.
You in??
1 comment:
You had me at Corn Pops.
Oops. That was the other post.
I'll still skip 5th anyways, we're having a quiz.
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