Except not really because that guy didn't even have his GED.
So I find myself asking myself what Hilary would do, and inevitably hear that guy going "Do you even KNOW who my FATHER is?!"
And I'm all "Where the heck are you, your voice is everywhere, are you a ventriloquist or something??"
Which buys me some time while he goes ask his daddy what ventriloquist means, and I get on with it.
More often than not, my sister Hilary would listen to Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers sing Islands in the Stream.
And so, if you're worried about school or your hamster has a cold or your cousin Vinny broke his hip, you might feel better if you listened to Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers sing Islands in the Stream.
Also, my supercool friend Ayan recently told me that it wasn't until relatively recently that she realized Dolly had implants.
Well she's probably known for at LEAST a decade, but it took here awhile to accept it...
So here's Ayan looking supercute!
Well, if you can't stand to listen to Dolly and Kenny more than once, and you're still a little worried about something, then you should do what I've been doing after Islands in the Stream is over, which is Listen to Fleetwood Mac.
OH MY GOD, I LOVE THAT SONG!!!
